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Two bible verses


Mark 2:5-9
Jesus and the disciples entered a village. And the inhabitants of the village surrounded Jesus, asking him "Lord, Lord show us a sign that the Kingdom of God is at hand". And Jesus said "ok... pull my finger!" And Jesus did laugh a great deal; but the villagers were despondent.


John 15:17-20
And then a widow came up to Jesus and said "teacher, I have lost my husband. He crashed his handglider into a herd of pigs. I have so much grief. Please, please bring me some comfort." And Jesus replied, "my child, I hear your pain... pull my finger!!!" And Jesus did laugh so much that he soiled himself. And verily it was loose, for he had gorged on figs at Peter's house.