CHRIST ON A BIKE

Hi sludgemuffins

I've been reading through the Book of Proverbs in the bible, and I have to say I'm unimpressed. It's full of things like this:

The mouth of the righteous is a fountain of love
  but the mouth of the wicked conceals violence


Be assured, an evil man will not go unpunished
  but those who are righteous will be delivered.


A man is not established by wickedness,
  but the root of the righteous will never be moved.
These are banal, aren't they? And obvious. Even I can write them. Here you go:


It is better to treat a child with kindness,
   than to kick it repeatedly in the face.


Treat a stranger cordially,
   Lest he turn against you and rape your backbone.


Do not dump toxic waste in the local river,
  It might kill fish.


It is better to spend a night with a lover,
Than to spend a night masturbating to roadkill pornography.


I am a teacher of wisdom.