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This is a new idea for a TV programme that will kick into shape ITV's saggy-arsed daytime schedule:
WHERE'S MY TREBUCHET?
This is what it's about (as if it needs explaining!):
Each week a member of the public asks a question that everyone, at sometime in their life, wishes to ask: where's my trebuchet? A team of four celebrities then has three hours to build the medieval catapult for that lucky person.
This process will be severely edited down to about 40 minutes, minus the commercials but including the subliminal messages asking viewers to go to my roadkill erotica website and buy a porcelain model of a man violating a stoat.
Celebrities for the first programme are Jay Z, Richard Dawkins, William of Orange and Mrs. Dalloway.
It should all make for some tremendous entertainment, especially if you're infirm, unemployable or mentally incapacitated (every better if you're all three).
WHERE'S MY TREBUCHET?
This is what it's about (as if it needs explaining!):
Each week a member of the public asks a question that everyone, at sometime in their life, wishes to ask: where's my trebuchet? A team of four celebrities then has three hours to build the medieval catapult for that lucky person.
This process will be severely edited down to about 40 minutes, minus the commercials but including the subliminal messages asking viewers to go to my roadkill erotica website and buy a porcelain model of a man violating a stoat.
Celebrities for the first programme are Jay Z, Richard Dawkins, William of Orange and Mrs. Dalloway.
It should all make for some tremendous entertainment, especially if you're infirm, unemployable or mentally incapacitated (every better if you're all three).
Labels: ideas for tv programmes
posted by The Harbinger of Nothing @ 09:27
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