New Version of Edward II

My version of Edward II will explore the great themes of contemporary literature, namely love, identity, alienation and steamy hot sex action.

I've already formulated the ending. It's a bit similar to Romeo and Juliet.  Edward and Gaveston have a fight, and Gaveston, in a fit of pique, decides he doesn’t need to have a partner for a satisfying sex life. Unfortunately, he is forced to find ever more extreme ways to achieve sexuul pleasure, and dies whilst partaking in autoerotic asphyxiation with a badger. On finding the body, (you'll be glad to know the badger was unharmed) Edward is distraught and decides to commit suicide. Before ending his life, he resolves to consummate the friendship with one final selfless gesture: he has a wank over Gaveston's lifeless corpse. The curtain falls, and there's not a dry eye (or dry anything) in the house.

Sir Ian Mckellan will play the role of Edward. Fred Durst will play Gaveston.