DISSERTATION TOPIC

CHARLES II'S BOLLOCK PORRIDGE:

A FORENSIC STUDY

ARE THESE MY ULTIMATE PYJAMAS?

Wrap your thesis lips around this tasty morsel:

GARY OLDMAN'S

12 GREATEST DUMPS

It will focus on the infamous 'brown shower' parties of Gary's early years.

MICHEL FOUCAULT:

TAKING A DUMP ON THE BED SHEETS OF HISTORICAL DISCOURSE

Dissertation proposal

SPASTIC RENTBOYS IN SOHO

1956-65

VICTORIAN ARSE CHEDDAR
1845-1885

BAVARIAN FARTING CONTESTS

1908-1912

Another Dissertation Subject

FUCK UGLY FLAPPERS IN NEW YORK 1924-1928

DISSERTATION TOPIC

PISSWAX DAISYCHAINS AND JIZZ-SPLATTERED CUMMERBUNDS: THE SECRET PARTIES

OF F. SCOTT FITZGERALD

Topic of study:

FOUCAULT: GENTLY RUNNING A FINGER

 ALONG THE ARSE CRACK OF HISTORY